Boobs + comics = some interesting musings

So how do superheroines fight in boobs? It sure must be hard work, as the average woman has a hard time finding the right bra. Imagine what it must be like fighting crime with boobs. Hard work, huh? So I don’t understand why Power Girl has the biggest boobs on the planet. I swear, they must be a G-cup or something:

It’s a monoboob!

But just imagine a bra that is perfect for any woman. I nominate the Amazons! If they can invent an Invisible Plane and forge indestructable bracelets, then surely they have the best bra technology the planet Earth can have. Which brings me to Wonder Woman, who has lived in a society only with women.

I’m pretty sure that gold lining is her support bra, but what if they had invisible bras? I mean, if they can invent an Invisible Plane, so why not an invisible bra? Plus with all the added bells and whistles of the bracelets. I mean, any pervert wouldn’t want their “Wondertwins” being damaged now? They are after all her pride!

But just imagine the ultimate bra technology. Polaris would be so rich from this idea. Remember in X-Men 3: The Last Stand when Magneto reconstructed the bridge while he was making his way over it? Imagine that, but just with a bra! It would be the perfect fit, with no bounceage and also allowing said superheroine to breathe perfectly. The metal can be protected from most attacks and hey, said heroine could even use them as weapons.

Yep, Polaris the ultimate wonder bra maker.

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Published:: November 4, 2007 / 7:38 pm

Category:: personal pancakes

Tags:: dc comics, marvel comics, polaris, power girl, women in comics, wonder woman

bluecollar49 11.4.07 / 11pm

Hi there.
Actually, Powergirl is probably not the owner of the biggest ….um…dare I say it…Boobs in comics today. I believe there is a more ” adult oriented ” comic called TAROT which features a very erotic, overly busty female.

Never picked up the book, and have no plans to in the foreseeable future, but you just can’t ignore the woman’s bust size, when it is splashed on the front cover pretty much every issue.

Lew
http://www.fln50.com

WendySkeleton 11.5.07 / 7am

Is it indie? Because I am not really exposed to indie publishers.

It’s hard though, when it’s pretty much splashed on every cover.

bluecollar49 11.5.07 / 12pm

I don’t think it’s an indie,but I get back to you this week. I’ll take a gander at the book and get the info.

LurkerWithout 11.5.07 / 6pm

Jim Balent, the writer and artist for “Tarot”, owns the company that publishes his comics. Well co-owns with his wife I guess.

Reviews of some recent Halloween issues: http://www.the-isb.com/?cat=123

Balent also used to be the artist on “Catwoman”, back when she had the skin tight purple costume…

bluecollar49 11.5.07 / 9pm

Hi Lurker Without. Very familiar with Jim Balent and his ” Perfect Female ” curves on Catwoman and he also did work on Batman and Lobo.

joebec 11.6.07 / 7am

i have to say WHOA! to Power Girl. I think her suit needs to be taken out a cup or two…or five.

WendySkeleton 11.6.07 / 8am

I know, it’s amazing how artists draw stuff like that. Well, that’s what you get with a male artist.

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R.J.Marcej 11.7.07 / 12am

When I used to read superhero books I always wondered more how superheroines fight with all that long, tangled, flowing hair?

I guess an artist could make the excuse that he’s drawing the large boobs because, well, the character was “born” with them (lame excuse, I know) but how in hell can they perform all these acrobatic kicks, flips, etc… with huge piles of hair whipping around their face?

Haven’t they ever been to a gym where 99% of the women on treadmills and in aerobics tie their hair back. And that’s just for simple exercise.

It’s not like they have to drop kick Stilt Man or anything.

WendySkeleton 11.7.07 / 6am

Good example. There are so many… Wonder Woman, Black Canary, Zatanna, the female GLs… the list goes on.

You’d think they have red marks on their face from so much hair whipping.

Virgilius Sade 11.7.07 / 3pm

Did I mention the female characters drawn by Masamune Shirow, creator of Ghost in the Shell? They are also overtly sexualized as well and also the web comic called the Doctor Pepper Show is quite similar as well.

WendySkeleton 11.7.07 / 4pm

Yeah, there are heaps of sexualised comics that are out on sale, but the thing is, they are kept at the back so younger readers don’t get to it. But when it gets into mainstream comics, that’s when I’m pissed, and it’s been happening a lot.

Oh man, I never realised how small the text is when typing up a comment.

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