Do you want to see an annoying ad?

Man, I cannot comprehend how unrealistic this ad is. It’s so annoying. I love the song, as in the original song, but this is so lame.

First of all, I am confused on why there is just one guy sitting there, eating chips and just singing about it. Are you on a break? If you are, why are you still on the construction site? Shouldn’t you have gone to your truck to get your lunch? If you were to buy it, then you would have to get to ground level to go to the shops and buy it anyway. Did you miraculously pull it out from your pockets or something?

Second, why are you singing about it? Can chips give someone that much euphoria that they would sing about it? I highly doubt it. The guy is singing about it on the level of something like getting a free car and getting all its insurance paid by someone else. Plus Smith’s chips are sometimes over-salted anyway, so I wish they would stop singing about it.

Third, it gets to the point of a huge cabaret show where there are chips exploding out of cement mixers are a few female construction workers in a small corner, dancing as if it were their last dance on Earth. Okay, I understand if someone gets a song on my mind, but I certainly wouldn’t make a whole cabaret show out of it.

If advertising agencies want to capture someone’s attention, make it realistic so people won’t look at it like it’s a pink poodle just coming out of a drier.

Well done. Well done indeed

I was reading this article, and one of the comments said this:

you need to do an article over top 10 manly cars that won’t put you in a bind…..most of these were feminine hatchback style

Well done, idiot. Well done. Guessing from the way you wrote out that sentence and the fact that you couldn’t be bothered using proper grammar, I’d say this opinion of yours if well informed. Idiot.

Mother. Fucker. (Australian Open stuff)

What a bitch. Novak Djokovic won. Fucking bitch. When the match began, I had a clear choice on who I wanted to win. And I chose Tsonga. I had wrote the reasons on why I didn’t want Djokovic to win here. And there was one more thing that had pushed me over the edge about him and why I chose Tsonga.

As of now, I can’t find a picture, but his family, which consists of his father, mother, little brother, and another brother. I’m not sure if he’s younger or older. But anyway, these people had tracksuit jackets which had the letters of Djokovic’s nickname printed on them, which was “Nole”. The jackets were white, with two black stripes down the middle of the sleeves. And that’s why I wanted Tsonga to win. Because of those fucking jackets. That is just fucking sad. Excuse me, but you people realise how much you look like fucking bogans here?

Words cannot describe how much I want to burn those stupid jackets in a huge bonfire. Fucking sad cases. Rant over.

But overall, great game from both players.

Always have a drink in your hand

Everyone hates awkward social moments, because everyone’s been through them. The result is usually the group becoming dead quiet after the awkward sentence/joke/question. Basically, what kills the fun and games is just the combination of words that don’t wield so well together, and it just kills the natural flow of things.

One time, my friend invited me out to meet her friends. I accepted and all of us went bowling. There was a bar there, so my friend ordered drinks for all of us. Then, one of my friend’s friends said this really bad joke. Now, I laughed because I thought the joke in that was because the joke was really bad. It’s funny because it’s a bad joke. So I clarified and said, “Oh, the joke is so bad, and that’s why it’s funny?” And the person telling the joke said, “Erm… no. The joke is meant to be funny because [put explanation of joke here].” I can’t really remember what the joke actually was, but all I remember was that the joke was just horrible.

So basically, I killed the flow of fun and games. I’m not sure what the other people’s reactions were. But I killed it. So what did I do? I drank from my drink! This is why you must always have a drink in your hand at any social gathering. If you don’t have a drink in your hand, at least place it near you, where you can see it and it’s in easy reach. If you don’t have a drink full stop, it’s the end of your life. Well, maybe not your life, just your social life. The beauty of having a drink in your hand is the ability to hide your reaction of embarrassment and an awkward face. While drinking, you can look down and take your eye contact away, because you can pretend you’re looking at the drink when you’re really looking at the floor. If you don’t have a drink and look down at the floor with the awkward face, you’ll look like a loser.

So kids, this is why you must have a drink in your hand at all times when at a social gathering.