Stanley and George Bush

I watch this cartoon on Saturday mornings called Stanley (if you go to the site, watch out because I can’t find a button which turns off the music), and it’s about a boy and what he learns from this magical encyclopaedia. The encyclopaedia has tabs on the side with the alphabetical letters on it, and whatever he wants to look up, he turns the page to that letter. When he finds what he’s looking for, this magical portal opens up, and him and his friends jump in and they learn about whatever it is.

I thought that a book like that is actually pretty cool, but then I realised that idiots like George Bush would think it’s real, and use the CIA to steal the technology by tying and binding the writers and artists of the show in the desert of Utah and in a wooden shack with only one window, one door, two chairs and one plasma TV with HD technology. In that shack, the CIA would torture them into telling them what they would need to do to create such a book. The thing is, the writers and artists are only telling the CIA what they want to hear, and the only reason why the book was created in the first place was that the technology labs in the CIA department were already developing such technology.

Anyway, George Bush takes credit for “creating” such technology and uses it. This is the top place I have discovered that he would teleport to, thanks to my awesome research, which I got from the Internet. You can totally trust the Internet.

He goes to a tea party at Osama’s cave. This is what my sources would imagine the tea party being like:

Yes, Osama’s cave is really pink. I’m also getting a creepy feeling that the CIA are watching me right now.

Bullet-proof bags – what the f*ck?!

Believe it or not, bullet/stab-proof bags and jackets have been released on the market. This is a big, “What the fuck?!” from me. I am no politician, and I absolutely loathe politics, but has anyone heard of gun control? If there are school shootings and shootings in general, how do you think people get their hands on guns in the first place? This is just going off the charts on my Douche-O-Metre.

Rants regarding footpaths and roads

Okay, I’m going to rant about things regarding footpaths and roads and everything else in between.

First item is footpaths. I honestly think these things should be banned, but only for certain people. Like, these certain people feel they can just stand in the middle of the path, thinking they are royalty. What’s even worse is when those people are in large groups, and just stand around there like there is nothing else to do.

As you can see, that’s me in the blue, where there people who think they’re royalty are standing on the path in red, hogging up 90% of the width of the paths. Nice work, douchebags.

Second item is people parking. Sometimes when my parents need to park their car, they won’t always park it in the garage because we’ll need to go out again. So they park it on the street for easy access. Sometimes, you’ll find you have no space to park mainly because one or two cars like to hog an area of parking. This is what I mean:

When instead, it could be like this:

See where in the first picture, it only holds two cars, where in the second, it holds three cars? These are the two things which annoy me about people. If you don’t have the common sense to park properly, or recognise that the footpath is not your red carpet, then don’t bother going out at all.

I gotta ask…

… is my blog header for this theme only showing half of the picture? Cos that’s what it’s like from my computer.